Saturday, October 07, 2006

So i guess im posting daily now so i'll talk about school.
My teachers are mr.sabba (Pretty cool, awesome accent)
and mr.Fortier (Aka mr french).
The other day one of my friends got in trouble for oinking like a pig (It was about a million times funnier than you'd think it would be (At least funnier than homomaphones) and mr french got pissed at him so he replied "Loosen up" and he left the room to go to the office.
then half way through our class he just looks up at us and says "Am i too uptight?" of course the suck-ups (You know who you are) started giving him praise an what not while the rest of us laughed.
HA HA HA I"M going tp GNR ha ha you're not matt (Yeah i just used somebodys name without permission on the internet... Take that societety)
so...
let's see whats that little detail that those people are talking about
OH YEAH NHL!
WOOOT

Ottawa ROCKS!!!

NOw let's get somehitng straight if you dont like hockey you're a horrible person and your pririties are out off whack like that guy who didn't jump off the high dive that time
*cue family guystyle flash back

ME: are you gonna go off the high dive
that guy: NO
ME: ok

yeah... thats as funny as i'm gonna get so if you don't like it read my old entries.
THe habs are playing so here are some buffalo jokes.

hey, there are 3 reasons why buffalos are extinct

1. The overpopularized hunting methods and nurite deprivation to to over-farming

2. Because they played the canadiens

3. Because you touch yourself at night

Tuesday, October 03, 2006

rantageness

Well it's been a while since i posted but here's all yuo missed.
I ran the dartmouth Natal Day 10k in 54:07
Grade 8 started
and I found a penny.
Not very exciting...
But!
Im going to go see guns and roses.
so I guess I have to do a random rant now so...
ummm.
Whats the deal with fat people....
no thats not funny.
Damn it! stupid jerry seinfeld, didn't do nothin for nobody with his whining and his show.
HOW COME A SHOW ABOUT NOTHING HAS A MULTI MILLION DOLLAR BUDGET?
BUt when I film my cat eating (Shut up) all i get is 2 grad students, a camera men and a special effects agent?

So.... Futurama is coming back in 2008 which is *nerd voice* So sweet it's gonna be wikid awesome cool*end nerd voice* I hope they can get the original actors.

Quote of the week : I like to play black jack but i'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi circle-Mitch Hedburg.