My B-day

My Birthday was yesterday!!!!

I got a pizza that was cake that was ice cream......

Trippy.

SO..... I sold out to the man. But for 150 bucks so it's ok.

My parents are giving me 150 dollaroonies to go to a 3 day catholic camp (The problem being I'm not catholic, The pro being I like money and 150 dollars can buy me a bunch of mint Oreo blizzards !)

I won that speech thingy but I didn't get snakes on a plane.....
I got Accepted which I"m watching tomorrow. ASK ME ABOUT MY WEINER!!!!!

My speech was about AXL Rose which was funny because the other speeches went like this:

Here's why I love my dog

Why french is great

HOw to cure cancer

Why I'm a fucking suck up prep douche bag twat who's only loved by my parents cause I'm a fucking suck up!!!!!!

50 uses for a hairclip (I'm not kidding)

how I got to go on a vacation to Japan cause I'm spoiled.

Why I"m special

Then I go on stage: AXL ROSE was arrested 20 times before he was 17 for public drunkeness and fighting.

It was pretty funny.
I didn;t win but I did go to burger king (Ask for a big mac and a McShake it pisses them off!)

Song of the moment
Tom sawyer, Rush

Quote of the moment:
If practice makes perfect but nobodies perfect why practise?

-Rob "one year closer to the reaper ;)" Rob

[Insert inspirational phrase about life here]