EPICAGE

I have an EPIC announcement
This does't have have anything to do with epic movie it was a 6 out of ten suck it up fanboys.
This is bigger than dairy queen bringing back the mint oreo blizzard (I blgged about that back when I was funny)

Bigger than when my cat puked on my foot (Didn't blog about that.. your welcom)

Bigger than YO MAMA

THE SIMPSONS IS FUNNY AGAIN!!!!!!!!
Kinda

Well it sucks less.


THere you go I hyped up my blog and it was another lame simpsons post... I hope you learned something about the real world!

-Rob

Movie reviews

Movie reviews

Epic Movie
Epic Movie was ok but wasn't really worth 8 dollars.
There was some good stuff but they don't understand that IT'S NOT FUNNY IF YOU MAKE FUN OF A MOVIE THAT WAS FUNNY TO BEGIN WITH.
They just threw in a random scene with borat for no reason.
I know it's supposed to be random but it would be more fun to sit at home and make fun of these movies yourselves.
The time pause killing spree was good though (It was almost kinda original)
But I will give it a bonus point for making fun of fallout boy.

********** 6 out of 10

The hills have eyes.
I finally got to see the remake of the original.
It's a VERY american horror movie.
Characters get killed one at a time... what else is new.
But other than that it was a good gory movie with some twists and turns.
Except my mom walked in during the rape scene and didn't seem very happy.
SPOILER ALERT DON"T READ THIS PART IF YOU DIDN"T WATCH THE MOVIE
The ending sucked balls! <--- Highlight to read

********** 8 out of 10

Richard Fortus

Happy new year everybody!
So time to catch up.
I made a piczo said a while ago but now that I updated it I got 50 hits in one day!
www.robgrandy.piczo.com

And guess who Saw My website!!!!

Richard FORTUS
Rhythm/ lead guitarist for Guns n Roses!
He said my pictures of him were funny!
RICHARD FORTUS KNOWS I EXIST!
What else.
We have a stupid speech project due for mr.French.
The prize for best in our class is a DVD but the catch is you have to go do your speech
ON THE WEEKEND!

Snakes on a plane Public embarrassment
Samuel L jackson Learning on the weekend
Mother fucking snakes Doing a half decent job on project
Mother Fucking planes Acting like I give a shit.
The winner is...
I have no Idea.
The good news is I can do a stand up routine but I don't know any clean jokes.

Song of the moment
Radio Sussy by Jr. Gone wild
-Your Mother fucking truly Rob motherfucking Grandy!