posting again I guess

soooo I'm back from almost a year of not posting so yeeeah...
I got that amp I was saving up for all summer (It's loud enough that when it's turned up to full it can make my cat vomit :) )
And yeah.. I don't have much funny to say that wont sound incredibly stupid years from now (I reread my old entries and..yeah)
I'm doing the whole month without tv thing, 11 days to go.Don't have a funny comment about that.
Yeah fuck this I"ll make an entry when I can think of something funny

Summer!

Summer's here (I'm late but what do you expect.)
NO more of my old teachers who hate me.Every one says there teachers hates them but.....
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I walked into class after I was sick for a day and there was paper on the floor
teacher:Why is there paper on the floor
Moi: I don't kn....
teacher: DETENTION!!!
And that's all the funny I have in me today.
-Rob
Quote of the moment
Live forever or die trying!!

Bored.

I just hit 3000 youtube views and 1000 piczo views.
But i'm trying to bring my site back from the dead.
ROB RANTS!!!!!!!!!!111
^ that's what pisses me of, people who can't release the 1 key before the shift key!!!!!111
douches...
Kiss is touring without ace frehley. If you don't know who he is I don't like you.
People who use internet explorer.
GET FIREFOX!!! It's better in every fucking way.
that's all.

Holy crap it's WARM!!!!
I am officially broke and will be for the whole summer.
I'm saving up to buy an amp, A big amp .

Ok. Big deal

There's some fuckin' Twat sending out a virus on MSN.
A window from yuo friend will pop up and it will say "Is this you in the picture and there's a link having something to do with a fat kid.

DON"T CLICK THE DAMN LINK!!!
Some jackass with out any friends made a trojan and sent it around.
I'm just staying off msn and using all 6 of my virus blockers (That's right 6).
It would be a good time to check out my site.

Rob-Fuck-you-Trojan-Mac.-douche-bag- Grandy

Pissed (again)

well I'm spending ALL day tomorrow at some catholic propaganda (I have nothing against being catholic it just pisses me off when you FORCE others to be catholic!)
We get to learn about stuff like Jesus and God and Noah then if we have time left we can study the easter bunny, Santa and uni-fuckin-corns!

I spent all of yesterday doing Parkour and was planning to do the same tomorrow.
Worst of all
I'M MISSING THE SENS GAME!!!!!!!!!!!
Pens are gonna get owned!

Cranky

Fuck

Crap I forgot

I remixed the Amburgers and wootbeer song



What else, the meter could beat up the foot any day, Canada rock, america doesn't.

Hippies suck, I like pudding, watch my videos on youtube (robgrandy13)

My B-day

My Birthday was yesterday!!!!

I got a pizza that was cake that was ice cream......

Trippy.

SO..... I sold out to the man. But for 150 bucks so it's ok.

My parents are giving me 150 dollaroonies to go to a 3 day catholic camp (The problem being I'm not catholic, The pro being I like money and 150 dollars can buy me a bunch of mint Oreo blizzards !)

I won that speech thingy but I didn't get snakes on a plane.....
I got Accepted which I"m watching tomorrow. ASK ME ABOUT MY WEINER!!!!!

My speech was about AXL Rose which was funny because the other speeches went like this:

Here's why I love my dog

Why french is great

HOw to cure cancer

Why I'm a fucking suck up prep douche bag twat who's only loved by my parents cause I'm a fucking suck up!!!!!!

50 uses for a hairclip (I'm not kidding)

how I got to go on a vacation to Japan cause I'm spoiled.

Why I"m special

Then I go on stage: AXL ROSE was arrested 20 times before he was 17 for public drunkeness and fighting.

It was pretty funny.
I didn;t win but I did go to burger king (Ask for a big mac and a McShake it pisses them off!)

Song of the moment
Tom sawyer, Rush

Quote of the moment:
If practice makes perfect but nobodies perfect why practise?

-Rob "one year closer to the reaper ;)" Rob

[Insert inspirational phrase about life here]

Disclaimer

legal disclaimer: by reading anything on this blog( even this)you automatically agree not to sue over anything I say!

That's right I'm actually updating my blog!!
2 days til saint. Patrick's day (that's why every thing's green.)
My videos on you tube have totaled to over 200 hits.
Search robgrandy13 and you should find them.
March break bitches and bizatches!
Movie review time!!!!

High school musical.
Bullshit, crap, poop
-23 out of 10

This is Spinal tap

Awesome humor like the british version of the office (1000 times better than the american version)
I've watched all the material 5 times in the last week.

********** 9 out of 10

Borat.

Hi-freakin larious

A dime for sure.

********** 10 out of 10.

Also, americans suck!

HP SUCKS

Ok I'm going to use my website and blog to do a bit of damage to the corparate fatasses.

Don't buy HP cameras!
They usually stop working after a little while and they're just over all crap!

and staples refund policy is BS.
take that society....


now that my rants over what's new.
The good part of american idols over and I'm done watching.
I HONESTLY don't know a single guy who actually watches the main part of that show.

I don't know why i'm pissed of today but I am so live with it.

Any way let's do some quotage.

My parents made me go to sunday schoool (they have a problem with me being agnostic) and i got some anonymous valentines chocolate thing ,2 actually, and my friend Jacob said "Somebody in this room has a short person fetish". (I'm 5 feet tall, but I have a mile of heart!!!!!!! , My god I'm Fucking tired....)

Song of the moment BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY by queen

I"m sorry but i have to get this out .....

fuck.

RON THAL!

Hi internet.

Remember when I e-mailed Richard fortus from Guns N roses with some pictures and i got all excited!
I sent my designs for a guitar designing contest to RON BUMBLEFOOT THAL! (lead gui-freaking-tarist of Guns n roses.
And he answered me back saying Thanks for sending in the design for the geetar (He spelt guitar with an E because he's just that awesome!
He said he's glad I dug the show and that he wants to come back to halifax.
He finished by saying "Thanks again for all!! You rule!!!!!" That's 7 exclamation points bizatches!
In the spirit of the new GNR the song of the moment is "Better" by Guns N roses.

Rob "star struck" Grandy

snowboarding, guns n roses.

Ello ello *with British accent.
Let's cut to the chase.
I went snowboarding last week (You all knew I'd be too lazy to blog on time, don't act surprised.)
and it hurt!
Getting beat down the hill by 8 year olds wasn't all that great but it was still really fun.
I added a page to my site called "Rob kicking things" which is about me kicking things. My site
Here's a video I think (what am I saying, I KNOW) you'll like from the first concert i've been to Guns n roses and the trailer park boys Dope and mustard an baloney, liquor and whores!

Rob "Spamming my website" Grandy!

EPICAGE

I have an EPIC announcement
This does't have have anything to do with epic movie it was a 6 out of ten suck it up fanboys.
This is bigger than dairy queen bringing back the mint oreo blizzard (I blgged about that back when I was funny)

Bigger than when my cat puked on my foot (Didn't blog about that.. your welcom)

Bigger than YO MAMA

THE SIMPSONS IS FUNNY AGAIN!!!!!!!!
Kinda

Well it sucks less.


THere you go I hyped up my blog and it was another lame simpsons post... I hope you learned something about the real world!

-Rob

Movie reviews

Movie reviews

Epic Movie
Epic Movie was ok but wasn't really worth 8 dollars.
There was some good stuff but they don't understand that IT'S NOT FUNNY IF YOU MAKE FUN OF A MOVIE THAT WAS FUNNY TO BEGIN WITH.
They just threw in a random scene with borat for no reason.
I know it's supposed to be random but it would be more fun to sit at home and make fun of these movies yourselves.
The time pause killing spree was good though (It was almost kinda original)
But I will give it a bonus point for making fun of fallout boy.

********** 6 out of 10

The hills have eyes.
I finally got to see the remake of the original.
It's a VERY american horror movie.
Characters get killed one at a time... what else is new.
But other than that it was a good gory movie with some twists and turns.
Except my mom walked in during the rape scene and didn't seem very happy.
SPOILER ALERT DON"T READ THIS PART IF YOU DIDN"T WATCH THE MOVIE
The ending sucked balls! <--- Highlight to read

********** 8 out of 10

Richard Fortus

Happy new year everybody!
So time to catch up.
I made a piczo said a while ago but now that I updated it I got 50 hits in one day!
www.robgrandy.piczo.com

And guess who Saw My website!!!!

Richard FORTUS
Rhythm/ lead guitarist for Guns n Roses!
He said my pictures of him were funny!
RICHARD FORTUS KNOWS I EXIST!
What else.
We have a stupid speech project due for mr.French.
The prize for best in our class is a DVD but the catch is you have to go do your speech
ON THE WEEKEND!

Snakes on a plane Public embarrassment
Samuel L jackson Learning on the weekend
Mother fucking snakes Doing a half decent job on project
Mother Fucking planes Acting like I give a shit.
The winner is...
I have no Idea.
The good news is I can do a stand up routine but I don't know any clean jokes.

Song of the moment
Radio Sussy by Jr. Gone wild
-Your Mother fucking truly Rob motherfucking Grandy!

Ok I meant to say this earlier but I sincerely appoloize for Hyping Rockstar Supernova.

Now that thats out of the way i can tell you what's going on.
Me and my friends started a new band Called Freefall and we should be coming out with a demo for the Single Hallucinations in a few weeks.
I started a new site thats actually about me as opposed to climbing pictures.
www.robgrandy.piczo.com
I had to make supper for my family the other day s I decided I'd go gourmet on there asses and I made a 3 course meal.

A salad to begin
Then Pollock with salsa and sauted vegetable
and a big ass chocolate cake to finish off.

So i guess im posting daily now so i'll talk about school.
My teachers are mr.sabba (Pretty cool, awesome accent)
and mr.Fortier (Aka mr french).
The other day one of my friends got in trouble for oinking like a pig (It was about a million times funnier than you'd think it would be (At least funnier than homomaphones) and mr french got pissed at him so he replied "Loosen up" and he left the room to go to the office.
then half way through our class he just looks up at us and says "Am i too uptight?" of course the suck-ups (You know who you are) started giving him praise an what not while the rest of us laughed.
HA HA HA I"M going tp GNR ha ha you're not matt (Yeah i just used somebodys name without permission on the internet... Take that societety)
so...
let's see whats that little detail that those people are talking about
OH YEAH NHL!
WOOOT

Ottawa ROCKS!!!

NOw let's get somehitng straight if you dont like hockey you're a horrible person and your pririties are out off whack like that guy who didn't jump off the high dive that time
*cue family guystyle flash back

ME: are you gonna go off the high dive
that guy: NO
ME: ok

yeah... thats as funny as i'm gonna get so if you don't like it read my old entries.
THe habs are playing so here are some buffalo jokes.

hey, there are 3 reasons why buffalos are extinct

1. The overpopularized hunting methods and nurite deprivation to to over-farming

2. Because they played the canadiens

3. Because you touch yourself at night

rantageness

Well it's been a while since i posted but here's all yuo missed.
I ran the dartmouth Natal Day 10k in 54:07
Grade 8 started
and I found a penny.
Not very exciting...
But!
Im going to go see guns and roses.
so I guess I have to do a random rant now so...
ummm.
Whats the deal with fat people....
no thats not funny.
Damn it! stupid jerry seinfeld, didn't do nothin for nobody with his whining and his show.
HOW COME A SHOW ABOUT NOTHING HAS A MULTI MILLION DOLLAR BUDGET?
BUt when I film my cat eating (Shut up) all i get is 2 grad students, a camera men and a special effects agent?

So.... Futurama is coming back in 2008 which is *nerd voice* So sweet it's gonna be wikid awesome cool*end nerd voice* I hope they can get the original actors.

Quote of the week : I like to play black jack but i'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi circle-Mitch Hedburg.

PLEASE

comment please!
I'm lonely

HI everybody
...
So anyway I'm getting myself a piczo website on this interweb all of the kids seem to have been skiing lately ( know that wasn't funny but neither was anything else I saide lately.)
So why are you getting a piczo website you might ask.
Because I just got a new digital camera.
I finallly got to head out with the MNBS (monday night bouldering series) last monday and the sendage was sweet.
I got onto scoop v2 and I'm soooo close to sending it.
Also ..drum solo babadididigagaga kabamyness (That was an internet drum solo) The T-bar Boulder Lives. The t-bar boulder was a boulder that was full of bouldering problems but was tipped over in hurricane Juan.
so if you understood the climbing talk in my post your my kind of person and if not go to
www.groundzeroclimbinggym.com.
Nova scotia is the bouldering mecca of north america so don't miss out.

Rockstar

Supposedly there's gonna be a new rock star ( a la Rockstar INXS) with Tommy Lee (Pretty sweet) A dude from Metalica (Probably one of the many bass player rejects) and some other guy...
Schools Almost Out For sommer.
Only 3 projects left in the school year.

Time left in the school year.
www.makeacountdown.com?id=196444
All times are nova scotian and may be subject to cahnge if necesarry.
This counter has been made by proffesionals.
Hippies Suck

Lazy

Yah I know I didn't do the countdown thingy for saint annes but I have a good excuse.
I didn't wanna.
Saint annes was ok I guess.
The diving board was pretty sweet but the best part was the huge @$$ dance we had.
In the middle of the dance while the strobe lights were on I fell of the stage and landed flat on my face.
Also I danced with some girl to crazy frog ( I know i'm the essence of cool ^-^) and now onto a more important matter, What the hell is that little picture I just drew.
shit that post was lame,
Rob "Do your part at www.onebillionpageviews.com" Grandy.

Days to go


I'm going to be honest the whole count down thing is just to make it look Like I post on a regular basis. But hey look the number 4 is made of twigs! Yeah I'm gonna go now

I give you The Saint annes count down:

Hard Core!

Whiny ol' me

Hi Sorry I didn't post in the last month or so.
Anyway I have a trip to go to in Saint annes in 5 days. It's going to Suck except for two things: I'm starting an underground Gambling leauge and there is a 5 metre (Don't get me started about Metric [go metric] ) Diving board.
This would be an amzing trip but the whole thing is en francais (That's in french for you wannabe french toast)

Anyway enough about french, I finally found my Calling : ULTIMATE (frisbee).
It's football except with frisbees and it's way faster. (I'm not putting down football so cool your mongoose- Do you like my new saying?)
O.k see you for now,
Rob "Shiny things kick ass" Rob

Chef, We hardly knew thee

Hi Everybody!
*Awkward Silence

As you have probably heard Isaac Hayes the long time Voice of Chef quit Southparks Cast after 8 years of umm... Profesional Talking because they just so Happened to diss HIS religion although he didn't seem to have a problem with diising everybody else.

AMAZING NEWS!

Today Is possibly the greatest day of my life!

DAIRY QUEEN BROUGHT BACK MINT-OREO BLIZZARDS TO CANADA

In fact I'm eating one right now.
A fat kid stuck in a short kids body...

Here's my extra late Quote of the week.

Adam savage, Mythbusters

I reject you reality and substitute my own.

Dog House

Sorry I didn't update in so long.
Any way ummm....
Oh yeah olympics.
Go canada!

I just have to get something off my chest.
How come Pluto the Dog Has to sleep in the rain in a tiny doghouse but Goofie who Is also A dog get's to live in a giant shoe-house thingy.
Anyway that's all.
Rob "Boring Blogger" Grandy

THe sublimainal messages in the "Educational" T.V shows for children finally got to me and I decided That I'm going to buy the new ages of empires game.


Tommorows our second quote of the week so we're really excited aren't we (This is where you smile and nod.)

See ya,
Rob "Why do I do this dumb thing with my middle name" Rob

It's the second day of 2006 in Canada (Don't make me explain how awesome we are again)

And I'm officiallly... ugh... dammit now it's gonna be official....
I'm gonna start eating healthy(ish).

See you later,
Rob "dammit give me some real human food or I'll spaz out like a six year old (Kinda like that little boy in movie from the ninety's, whats that movie called, oh I forget I'll keep thinking about that one for a while" Grandy

song of the week #1

O.k I'm bored so I'm going to add another feature to my blog.
I give you....
Song of the week.
It's not necesarilly the best song ever but iy's one you probably never heard.


1985 By Bowling for soup.

Since bruce springstein , madonna, way before nirvana
There was u2 and blondie , there was music still on MTV
Her two kids in high school tell her that she's uncool cause she's still preocupied by 1985.

Quote of the week #1

While playing mario Party I made this one up (You all played it so stop mocking me)


Boo-freaking-Yeah

Sorry about that I'll think of a good one next week, Im too lazy now.

Sorry it took me so long to respond.
My computer was down since Christmas.
Happy New year Canada (Yes I said canada And there is nothing you can do about it yankee's!)
Don't worry Australia your still cool, so Is England and then there's the whole sandwhich Island thing....

Anyway speaking of yankees Did you see the junior hockey game!
Up until the last forty seconds it was the best game I saw in a while, back and fourth better referee then our last game.
If by some flook of nature you didn't see the game the Unmentionable player (O.k fine it was jack Johnson, or was it John Jackson ) elbowed a canadian player in face right after a great empty net goal.
Anyway I hope he was suspended for a long time...
By for now,
Rob "06" grandy

Snowboard

I just picked out the snowboard that I Plan to get for Christmas.
I cam't wait to hit some trees on that thing

Snow!

It snowed last night and I lost power which is why I didn't post lately.
I had to shovel at 5:30 in the morning without gloves so I'm kinda whiny right now.
I mised my class at the climbing gym because My parents wouldn't drive in the snow but At least I'm not dangling 25 feet in the air during a power outage.

I'm going out climbing in a few hours (If I can walk) at Ground Zero Climbing Gym.
I got served at the last Competition that I went to (I came 29th out of 33 adults whick I guess isn't bad for a short 12 year old..)
Of course this time I have a secret weapon...
My KISS C.D.
Any way gotta go
Bye

Reality T.V

Oh No!
It's almost nine that means Survivors on soon.
I can't stand that show it's so cheesy, Yet I still keep watching..... (Can you say Mind Probes)
Then an hour of watching donalds hair be ... inanimate.
At least it's better than Martha Stewarts version There big prize for winning an assignment was a game of #&$@ scrabble.
Well My flu vaccines kiked in.
Must... Watch.... Jeff... Probst......
See ya later.
Or Will I....

First Blog sweet!
Anyway today was awful I destroyed my heel in gym class; we were doing flips of a 2 Metre (Yah I'm using the Canadian spelling of Meter and I'm using Metric, Suck it up Yankees.)
I was doing a flip of the mat then some idiot pushed me and a slammed my heel on the concrete stage.
I have climbing class tomorrow so hopefully I can fit into my new shoes.
Anyway Gotta go, my parents want me.
Yours truly
Rob